1250 things Mr. Welch can no longer do during an RPG

Full List at http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

Some of my favorites:

6. Syn­chro­nized pan­ick­ing is not a proper bat­tle plan.
13. Must not mur­der canon NPCs in their sleep, no mat­ter how cliche they are.
17. Col­lat­eral Dam­age Man is not an appro­pri­ate name for a super hero.
21. No longer allowed to recre­ate the Death Star Trench Run out of genre.
27. I am not to shoot every corpse in the head to make sure they aren’t a zom­bie in Twi­light 2000.

ah, good old Twilight:2000…sigh

57. In the mid­dle of a black op I can­not ask a guard to val­i­date park­ing.
129. Not allowed to name my ship The Antidis­es­tab­lish­men­tar­i­an­ism.
266. At the end of a black-ops, I can­not crank call C-SWAT on the target’s phone.
303. I can­not grad­u­ally describe my char­ac­ter more and more until it’s obvi­ous I’m describ­ing Burt Reynolds.
383. It is not ok to use 10,000 rounds to kill two sen­tries.
406. The first rule of Finnegan school is not “Do not talk about Finnegan school“
407. I will not blow all my start­ing funds on hook­ers and booze.
484. If the word ‘Mul­let’ appears any­where on my samurai’s char­ac­ter sheet, he’s vetoed.

And pos­si­bly the best of all:

25. The green elf does not need food badly.

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